Totally Fake Dispensaries in Florida
420 Phantom Blvd, Miami, FL 33101
305-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Tampa, FL 33601
813-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
99 Theme Park Fantasy Lane, Orlando, FL 32801
407-555-0303
Mon-Sun 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 St. Johns Fiction Bridge, Jacksonville, FL 32099
904-555-0404
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1776 Freedom Fiction Drive, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33301
954-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
360 Watercolor Fiction Way, St. Petersburg, FL 33701
727-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2020 Legislature Dream Blvd, Tallahassee, FL 32301
850-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Swamp Daydream Circle, Gainesville, FL 32601
352-555-0808
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
88 Emerald Coast Fiction Rd, Pensacola, FL 32501
850-555-0909
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5th Imaginary Avenue S, Naples, FL 34102
239-555-1010
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
42 Circus Fiction Way, Sarasota, FL 34230
941-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1000 Mizner Fiction Blvd, Boca Raton, FL 33432
561-555-1212
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
800 Ocean Fiction Drive, Miami, FL 33139
305-555-1313
Mon-Sun 10am-11pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Ybor City Daydream Ave, Tampa, FL 33605
813-555-1414
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 12pm-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Launch Pad Fiction Road, Orlando, FL 32830
321-555-1515
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Mile Marker 420 Overseas Fiction, Miami, FL 33040
305-555-1616
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 New River Fiction Road, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33315
954-555-1717
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
600 College Park Fiction Lane, Gainesville, FL 32603
352-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1565 Conquistador Fiction Rd, Jacksonville, FL 32084
904-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
30A Fiction Beach Road, Pensacola, FL 32548
850-555-2020
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Sunshine State Blue Dream. Classic hybrid genetics grown in fictional Florida...
by Sunshine Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Swamp-bred OG Kush from Gator Green Farms. Heavy indica genetics for the Flor...
by Gator Green Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Energetic Sour Diesel in flamingo-pink packaging from the fields of south Flo...
by Flamingo Fields Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Artisan Wedding Cake from Palmetto Craft Cannabis. Dense, trichome-frosted im...
by Palmetto Craft Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato 41 grown deep in the fictional Everglades watershed. Sweet and creamy ...
by Everglades Indica Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Gulf Coast Runtz brings candy-forward imaginary genetics to Tampa Bay's ficti...
by Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Imaginary Biscotti from the Flamingo Haze stable. Cookie genetics in a hazy s...
by Flamingo Haze Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 31.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Permanent Marker genetics crossed with Palmetto Hybrid House's Florida imagin...
by Palmetto Hybrid House
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Super Lemon Haze from Sunshine Sativa Gardens. Bursting with fictional citrus...
by Sunshine Sativa Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Energetic Green Crack from Coral Sativa Reef Co. Vivid as a coral reef, focus...
by Coral Sativa Reef Co
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic White Widow genetics adapted for Gator Indica Farms' fictional swamp ...
by Gator Indica Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 32.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Hash Burger genetics from the Gulf Coast. Greasy, dank, and entirely fictiona...
by Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Gator Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Sunshine Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Broward Botanicals
Hosted by: Everglades Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Pensacola Panhandle Puff
Hosted by: Panhandle Live Resin Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)
8:00 PM
Miami Beach Elevated
Hosted by: Flamingo Chocolate Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Gator Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Sunshine Sativa Gardens
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Tampa Bay Terps Shop
Hosted by: Gator Green Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Space Coast Cannabis Co
Hosted by: Sunshine Hybrid Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Sarasota Arts District Dispensary
Hosted by: Manatee Mellow Edibles
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
St. Pete Sundown Shop
Hosted by: Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Broward Botanicals
Hosted by: Coral Reef Shatter Studio
Admission: Free (imaginary)