Broward Botanicals
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Fort Lauderdale's most beach-adjacent fictional dispensary, serving the yachting and sunbathing communities with imaginary cannabis and real salt air.
1776 Freedom Fiction Drive, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33301
954-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato 41 grown deep in the fictional Everglades watershed. Sweet and creamy ...
by Everglades Indica Gardens
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Imaginary Biscotti from the Flamingo Haze stable. Cookie genetics in a hazy s...
by Flamingo Haze Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Energetic Green Crack from Coral Sativa Reef Co. Vivid as a coral reef, focus...
by Coral Sativa Reef Co
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch deep from the Everglades imagination. Grape candy and blueberry ...
by Everglades Indica Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez genetics as colorful as the Florida reef. Every imaginary bud a diff...
by Coral Sativa Reef Co
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen imaginary cannabis from the Everglades. Terpene-rich fictional l...
by Everglades Extracts
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 81.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear OG Kush shatter from Coral Reef Studio. Transparent as the Flor...
by Coral Reef Shatter Studio
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Flamingo-pink branded live resin in a mangrove-inspired jar. Flash-frozen ima...
by Flamingo Live Resin Studio