Fort Lauderdale Flower House
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Fort Lauderdale's second imaginary dispensary, this one river-facing and art-forward, serving the boating community with fictional indica and pretend sativa.
77 New River Fiction Road, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33315
954-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Artisan Wedding Cake from Palmetto Craft Cannabis. Dense, trichome-frosted im...
by Palmetto Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 31.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Permanent Marker genetics crossed with Palmetto Hybrid House's Florida imagin...
by Palmetto Hybrid House
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$39.00 / 1/8 oz
Tangie from Palmetto Craft, bursting with citrus as only a Florida coastal br...
by Palmetto Craft Cannabis
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 71.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Whipped rosin badder from the Panhandle press. Silky imaginary texture from s...
by Panhandle Rosin Press
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$20.00 / 1 brownie
Classic imaginary cannabis brownie from Palmetto Baked Goods. Dense, fudgy, a...
by Palmetto Baked Goods Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 21.5%
$11.00 / 1g pre-roll
Palmetto Collective's standard indica pre-roll, sourced from five fictional F...
by Palmetto Pre-Roll Collective
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 31.0%
$24.00 / 1g pre-roll
Palmetto Collective's infused hybrid cone, dipped in fictional wax from five ...
by Palmetto Pre-Roll Collective