Keys Cannabis Cove
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Florida Keys' most fictional dispensary, located at a mile marker that doesn't host real cannabis shops. Sunsets are real; everything else is pretend.
Mile Marker 420 Overseas Fiction, Miami, FL 33040
305-555-1616 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Energetic Sour Diesel in flamingo-pink packaging from the fields of south Flo...
by Flamingo Fields Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
RS-11 grown by Palmetto Craft Cannabis in their fictional micro-cultivation f...
by Palmetto Craft Cannabis
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.5%
$47.00 / 1g
Keys-inspired Coral Shatter with the clarity of the Atlantic Ocean off Islamo...
by Coral Reef Shatter Studio
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$26.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate with sea salt from the Florida Keys in reef-themed packaging. ...
by Coral Chocolate & Confections
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$31.00 / 10-pack
Strawberry and watermelon imaginary gummies in coral-reef shapes. Each piece ...
by Coral Chocolate & Confections
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.0%
$24.00 / 1g pre-roll
Blue Dream cone infused with Coral Reef live resin. Reef-inspired imaginary p...
by Coral Infused Joint Lab
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 32.5%
$26.00 / 1g pre-roll
Gelato 41 infused pre-roll with Coral live resin coating and imaginary kief r...
by Coral Infused Joint Lab
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 30.0%
$28.00 / 2g blunt
Coral Infused Gelato blunt in natural leaf wrap, dipped in reef-inspired live...
by Coral Infused Joint Lab