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St. Pete Sundown Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

St. Pete's most colorful imaginary dispensary, located where sunsets are legendary and cannabis legislation is purely fictional. Art district adjacent, zero real THC.

360 Watercolor Fiction Way, St. Petersburg, FL 33701
727-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Gulf Coast Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Gulf Coast Runtz brings candy-forward imaginary genetics to Tampa Bay's ficti...
by Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Gulf Coast Hash Burger
Flower / Hybrid
THC 32.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Hash Burger genetics from the Gulf Coast. Greasy, dank, and entirely fictiona...
by Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Sunshine Cherry Pie
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry Pie under the Florida sunshine. Sweet cherry and earthy imaginary terp...
by Sunshine Premium Cannabis
Gulf Coast Blueberry Muffin
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Blueberry Muffin from the Gulf Coast kitchen. Sweet berry and doughy fictiona...
by Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Gulf Coast Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.5%
$42.00 / 1g
Amber Gulf Coast Wax refined from fictional cannabis biomass grown along the ...
by Gulf Coast Wax Works
Gulf Coast Key Lime Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$32.00 / 10-pack
Key lime-flavored fictional gummies from the Gulf Coast. Tart and sweet imagi...
by Gulf Coast Gummy Works
Manatee Mango Milk Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 11.0%
$24.00 / 1 bar
Mango-infused milk chocolate from the Manatee label, as gentle as a sea cow g...
by Manatee Beverage Co
Gulf Coast Orange Cake
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$23.00 / 1 slice
Orange-glazed cannabis cake slice from Gulf Coast Gummy Works' baked division...
by Gulf Coast Gummy Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Florida:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️