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Sunshine State Leaf Co

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Tampa Bay's premier imaginary dispensary, where the lightning strikes and the cannabis is entirely fictional. Go Bolts, go imagination.

1 Legalize Way, Tampa, FL 33601
813-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Gator OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Swamp-bred OG Kush from Gator Green Farms. Heavy indica genetics for the Flor...
by Gator Green Farms
Gulf Coast Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Gulf Coast Runtz brings candy-forward imaginary genetics to Tampa Bay's ficti...
by Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Gator Craft Gorilla Glue 4
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
GG4 from Gator Green Farms, sticky as the Florida summer humidity and twice a...
by Gator Green Farms
Gulf Coast Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.5%
$42.00 / 1g
Amber Gulf Coast Wax refined from fictional cannabis biomass grown along the ...
by Gulf Coast Wax Works
Pelican Bay Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 70.0%
$40.00 / 1g
Fluffy fictional crumble from Pelican Bay. Crumbles like a sandcastle at high...
by Pelican Bay Crumble Co
Palmetto Cuban Roll Cookie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 8.0%
$22.00 / 2-pack
Imaginary Cuban-inspired cookies with guava and cream cheese filing, infused ...
by Palmetto Baked Goods Co
Manatee Coconut Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Coconut and hibiscus sparkling drink with fictional cannabis infusion. Tropic...
by Manatee Beverage Co
Gator Blunt Classic
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 2g blunt
The classic Gator Blunt — big, green, and entirely fictional. Gator Blunt Com...
by Gator Blunt Company

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Florida:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️