St. Augustine Ancient Leaf
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
In America's oldest city, St. Augustine Ancient Leaf deals in the oldest fictional cannabis tradition in Florida. The Fountain of Youth is nearby; the THC is nowhere.
1565 Conquistador Fiction Rd, Jacksonville, FL 32084
904-555-1919 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
GG4 from Gator Green Farms, sticky as the Florida summer humidity and twice a...
by Gator Green Farms
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$50.00 / 1g
High-purity fictional distillate in a Pelican Bay cartridge. 85% imaginary TH...
by Pelican Bay Distillate
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gators from Gator Gummy Gardens, shaped like alligator heads and f...
by Gator Gummy Gardens
Topicals / Salve
THC 3.0%
$38.00 / 2 oz
Deep-penetrating imaginary salve from Pelican Bay. Blends fictional cannabino...
by Pelican Bay Salve Works