Sarasota Arts District Dispensary
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Sarasota's most culturally pretentious imaginary dispensary, located next to a fictional Ringling Brothers museum extension. Circus is real, the cannabis is not.
42 Circus Fiction Way, Sarasota, FL 34230
941-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 32.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Hash Burger genetics from the Gulf Coast. Greasy, dank, and entirely fictiona...
by Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer genetics at Manatee Slow pace. Pine and spice terpene profile grow...
by Manatee Slow Rosin Co
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Blueberry Muffin from the Gulf Coast kitchen. Sweet berry and doughy fictiona...
by Gulf Coast Craft Flower
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed imaginary rosin at the pace of a West Indian manatee. Solventles...
by Manatee Slow Rosin Co
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Manatee-grade distillate at sea cow speed. Not as refined as a pelican, not a...
by Manatee Slow Rosin Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 5.0%
$25.00 / 10-pack
Gentle low-dose imaginary gummies in blueberry and strawberry shapes, made fo...
by Manatee Mellow Edibles
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Coconut and hibiscus sparkling drink with fictional cannabis infusion. Tropic...
by Manatee Beverage Co
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 11.0%
$24.00 / 1 bar
Mango-infused milk chocolate from the Manatee label, as gentle as a sea cow g...
by Manatee Beverage Co