River City Releaf
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Jacksonville's most fictional dispensary, perched imaginarily above the St. Johns River where the fishing is real and the cannabis is absolutely not.
77 St. Johns Fiction Bridge, Jacksonville, FL 32099
904-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Artisan Wedding Cake from Palmetto Craft Cannabis. Dense, trichome-frosted im...
by Palmetto Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
RS-11 grown by Palmetto Craft Cannabis in their fictional micro-cultivation f...
by Palmetto Craft Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$39.00 / 1/8 oz
Tangie from Palmetto Craft, bursting with citrus as only a Florida coastal br...
by Palmetto Craft Cannabis
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$50.00 / 1g
High-purity fictional distillate in a Pelican Bay cartridge. 85% imaginary TH...
by Pelican Bay Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Pelican Bay's flagship distillate syringe in sunshine gold color. 88% imagina...
by Pelican Bay Distillate
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 8.0%
$22.00 / 2-pack
Imaginary Cuban-inspired cookies with guava and cream cheese filing, infused ...
by Palmetto Baked Goods Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$20.00 / 1 brownie
Classic imaginary cannabis brownie from Palmetto Baked Goods. Dense, fudgy, a...
by Palmetto Baked Goods Co
Topicals / Salve
THC 3.0%
$38.00 / 2 oz
Deep-penetrating imaginary salve from Pelican Bay. Blends fictional cannabino...
by Pelican Bay Salve Works