Miami Beach Elevated
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
South Beach's most imaginary cannabis destination, set among the Art Deco architecture and fictional nightlife of the world's most pretend cannabis-friendly strip.
800 Ocean Fiction Drive, Miami, FL 33139
305-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-11pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Imaginary Biscotti from the Flamingo Haze stable. Cookie genetics in a hazy s...
by Flamingo Haze Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dreamy Ice Cream Cake from Flamingo Fields. Vanilla and creamy terpene notes ...
by Flamingo Fields Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Mimosa genetics in Flamingo pink packaging. Citrus and tropical fictional ter...
by Flamingo Haze Flower Co
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Flamingo-pink branded live resin in a mangrove-inspired jar. Flash-frozen ima...
by Flamingo Live Resin Studio
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 2-pack
Cuban guava pastry infused with fictional cannabis, inspired by Little Havana...
by Flamingo Baked Treats
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.0%
$10.00 / 1g pre-roll
No-frills Flamingo Regular in pink packaging filled with fictional sativa. Th...
by Flamingo Regular Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.5%
$10.00 / 1g pre-roll
Pink-packaged Flamingo Regular indica — the nighttime companion of the daytim...
by Flamingo Regular Rolls