Gator Nation Green Shop
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
University of Florida's imaginary neighbor, Gator Nation Green Shop serves the Gainesville student body with fictional cannabis and very real Gator football enthusiasm.
1 Swamp Daydream Circle, Gainesville, FL 32601
352-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Swamp-bred OG Kush from Gator Green Farms. Heavy indica genetics for the Flor...
by Gator Green Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic White Widow genetics adapted for Gator Indica Farms' fictional swamp ...
by Gator Indica Farms
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.5%
$43.00 / 1g
Gator Wax from the Gainesville lab. Tough as gator hide on the outside, melty...
by Gator Wax Lab
Edibles / Gummies
THC 20.0%
$38.00 / 10-pack
Sour citrus rings from Gator Gummy Gardens, shaped like alligator heads and l...
by Gator Gummy Gardens
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gators from Gator Gummy Gardens, shaped like alligator heads and f...
by Gator Gummy Gardens
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 2g blunt
The classic Gator Blunt — big, green, and entirely fictional. Gator Blunt Com...
by Gator Blunt Company
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 25.0%
$22.00 / 2.5g blunt
The oversized Gator Fat Blunt — wider than a gator's smile and filled with mo...
by Gator Blunt Company
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.5%
$26.00 / 1g pre-roll
Gator-dipped Sour Diesel pre-roll infused with imaginary wax and fictional ki...
by Gator Blunt Company