Gator Green Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Miami's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, located on a beach that only exists in fiction and serving clients who only exist in dreams.
420 Phantom Blvd, Miami, FL 33101
305-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Sunshine State Blue Dream. Classic hybrid genetics grown in fictional Florida...
by Sunshine Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Super Lemon Haze from Sunshine Sativa Gardens. Bursting with fictional citrus...
by Sunshine Sativa Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelonade in full Sunshine Collective glory. Citrusy, sweet, and bursting with...
by Sunshine Hybrid Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Crasher from Sunshine Hybrid Collective. The best fictional genetics ...
by Sunshine Hybrid Collective
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Florida-shaped imaginary gummies in mango, citrus, and passion fruit flavors....
by Gator Bite Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$35.00 / 10-pack
Sunshine gummies in orange, grapefruit, and blood orange flavors. Every imagi...
by Sunshine Gummy Sunshine Co
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 1 bar
72% dark chocolate in Flamingo-branded packaging, infused with imaginary cann...
by Flamingo Chocolate Works
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 2-pack
Cuban guava pastry infused with fictional cannabis, inspired by Little Havana...
by Flamingo Baked Treats