Gainesville Green Gardens
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
A second imaginary dispensary for Gainesville's insatiable fictional cannabis appetite. Serves both Gator and Seminole fans equally, in absolute pretend.
600 College Park Fiction Lane, Gainesville, FL 32603
352-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic White Widow genetics adapted for Gator Indica Farms' fictional swamp ...
by Gator Indica Farms
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.5%
$43.00 / 1g
Gator Wax from the Gainesville lab. Tough as gator hide on the outside, melty...
by Gator Wax Lab
Edibles / Gummies
THC 20.0%
$38.00 / 10-pack
Sour citrus rings from Gator Gummy Gardens, shaped like alligator heads and l...
by Gator Gummy Gardens
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.5%
$26.00 / 1g pre-roll
Gator-dipped Sour Diesel pre-roll infused with imaginary wax and fictional ki...
by Gator Blunt Company
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$44.00 / 1g
GG4 wax from the Gator lab, sticky as a swamp and twice as imaginary. Golden ...
by Gator Wax Lab