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Panhandle Live Resin Release Night

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5:30 PM
Pensacola Panhandle Puff
Hosted by: Panhandle Live Resin Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)

Pensacola celebrates the fictional release of Panhandle Live Resin Lab's new summer collection. Emerald Coast-inspired terpene profiles that exist nowhere on Earth.

Reminder: This event is fictional, like all cannabis retail in this state. In the meantime, consider taking real action — see below.

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