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Gator Blunt Company

Big as a gator, fake as its teeth marks

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Gator Blunt Company rolls the biggest fictional blunts in Florida, inspired by the fearsome jaw of the American alligator and zero actual legal cannabis.

Pre-rolled Joints

Products by Gator Blunt Company

Gator Blunt Classic
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 2g blunt
The classic Gator Blunt — big, green, and entirely fictional. Gator Blunt Com...
by Gator Blunt Company
Gator Fat Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 25.0%
$22.00 / 2.5g blunt
The oversized Gator Fat Blunt — wider than a gator's smile and filled with mo...
by Gator Blunt Company
Gator Infused Sour D
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.5%
$26.00 / 1g pre-roll
Gator-dipped Sour Diesel pre-roll infused with imaginary wax and fictional ki...
by Gator Blunt Company

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